by admin on October 4, 2008

Tina’s car is a luxurious, leather bound Land Rover with amazing air
conditioning.
Harry is in the front seat.
They’re driving really slowly along beside the riders. Haz rolls down his (power) window and sticks his head out to cheer them on a bit, give them some encouragement.
This is what he comes up with:
“Geez, it’s hot out here.”
He then stuck his head back in the car and wound the window back up.
Truly inspiring.
by admin on October 3, 2008
Mum: I just saw thunder ahead.
Sure you did…
by admin on October 2, 2008
This is Holly. She’s seven.

“Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful, hate me cause I shanged your boyfriend”.
Turns out the public toilets at the Emmadale Roadhouse are quite educational…
by admin on September 30, 2008

Nine year old Tim pokes his head into the Sinclair tent, where I’m giving Jack a leg massage.
Tim: What!?! Why does he get a massage?
Mum: He’s riden a long way today and he’s pretty sore.
Tim: Oh, harden up.