Tip of the Day

When making pizza, always check that the cheese is fresh.

Ever tried to get the taste of off cheese out of your mouth?

Much more difficult than you’d think.

Don’t drag heavy dividers with metal wheels across your foot. It really hurts and the side of your foot puffs up.

Don’t suck your own hair into the hairdryer. I now have a bunch of stupid short bits of hair. Tragically on the top. Sob.

However, thanks to the straightener I got for Christmas, they are straight stupid short bits of hair.

Don’t get varnish on your hands.

It’s hard to get off and it’s sticky. Also I smell like wood. Nicely varnished wood, but still.

Don’t get aeroguard in your eyes.

Although, no mozzies have gone for my eyeballs since, so I guess that’s a plus.