Identity Crisis

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1 Jack 02.03.08 at 6:59 pm

I must agree with you, the school diaries have upgraded from being crap to extremely crap so as that you can’t use them. Not that I use mine if I can avoid it.

2 Laura 02.03.08 at 7:56 pm

Indeed.

3 Brendon 02.04.08 at 9:39 am

That’s hilarious Lawsie.

Very amusing.

Cheers

Dad

4 mel 02.04.08 at 9:48 am

No Lawsie I prefer not to think of you as a bucket. Buckets are hard, round, boring and often empty. You are very soft, skinny, interesting and full of entertaining comments – and you have straight teeth.

Mum

5 Laura 02.04.08 at 2:40 pm

I’m not sure if you’re laughing at me or not…

6 Harry Sinclair 02.05.08 at 6:48 pm

definatly at u

7 Laura 02.07.08 at 6:56 am

See, I’m not so sure. I mean, look at me. I’m lovely. Why would you laugh at me??

8 Harry Sinclair 02.07.08 at 5:18 pm

do you want a list?

9 Laura 02.08.08 at 5:49 pm

Why not.

Let’s hear what you’ve got to say.

10 Harry Sinclair 02.12.08 at 5:29 pm

1. You’re to small.

2. You smell like cheese all the time

3. You love all tall people

4. You play hockey

5. You’re in love with a 3 foot tall Japanese man

6. The Spice Girls are you’re favorite band

7. You’re blonde so you must be stupid

8. You still wet the bed (Sorry i’m getting desperate).

Is that enough for you or do want the list to continue!

(Please say no i’ve got nothing else on you).

11 Laura 02.16.08 at 6:59 pm

There is so much wrong with that list, I don’t know where to begin. Oh, I know, I’ll begin at the top.

1. You’re to small.
It’s spelled TOO.
And I am the average height for a girl. And let’s face it, I want to be taller and I buy a pair of high heels.

2. You smell like cheese all the time.
See, if you’d said chicken, I would have had to give that one to you, but CHEESE? Where are you getting this rubbish from?

3. You love all tall people.
Not true. I dislike you, and you are taller than me.
Besides, I hate feeling short.

4. You play hockey.
Okay, that I have to give to you.

5. You’re in love with a 3 foot tall Japanese man.
Well, he makes me feel tall, okay.

6. The Spice Girls are you’re favorite band.
So not true. Disney soundtrack all the way.

7. You’re blonde so you must be stupid.
But I have proven that I am not.

8. You still wet the bed (Sorry i’m getting desperate).
Yeah. It shows.

I’m your sister. As if you don’t have dirt saved up for occasions like this.

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