So, we got our school diaries today. They’ve clearly upgraded, as instead of just the school rules and the diary, there are about a hundred extra pages, detailing study techniques to the pictures on the Australian coins. We also have a periodic table, importance-priority SCALE and, get this, holiday study timetable. HA HA HA.
But by far the funniest thing of all was the page describing the student – teacher relationship.

“You are the bucket and the teacher is the tap filling you up.”
I AM NOT A BUCKET.
Unless of course I got to be Charlie Bucket and get Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and go for a ride in Great Glass Elevators. But that’s not the point.
I AM NOT A BUCKET.
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Admit it laura your a bucket in disguise!!!
Um. NO!!
We told our chemistry teacher today that we are all buckets and she is a tap.
She said she thinks it has to be a joke. Then she told us to get on with our hydrocarbon models.
I don’t think she liked being called a tap.
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