After that pathetic excuse for a post about my nail polish, I feel obliged to put up something decent, so I’m going to rave about something that’s been bothering me for a little while.
Watching Rove a little while back, that singer, Rhianna, Rhiannon or something, was getting interviewed and came up with one of the best lines I’ve heard in ages.
“Well, Australia’s a city I’ve always wanted to visit.”
I’m blaming the fact that she had big hair and was wearing a skimpy outfit. You can’t expect someone to look like that AND think at the same time.
Which reminds me of when our new principal at school was trying to bring in the whole black shoes thing. A year eight girl told me, in all seriousness, that the principal was sitting in her office knitting socks for all 1300 of us, to go with our new shoes.
I am scared. I am really scared.
Hmm, what else have I got?
“How long does the twenty minute run go for?”
“Does rice grow on trees just like pasta?”
“From which direction does the sun rise?” “Well it depends on which side you’re standing.”
“What does beneficial mean?”
And you can’t say I’m being mean, cause most of them were, “Oops, I forgot to think” comments. Also I said at least one of them.
Not that I’m going to tell you which one/s. (No not all of them. Geez, just because I’m blonde…)
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Hi laura,
I heard this one during the winter olympics.
A Skiier who shis down one of those bumpy courses said… “I would just like to thank my two parents, and especially my Mum and Dad”.
Or another Ruby Lorenz classic… “Miss, does that Fetta cheese stuf come from one of those fluffy chicken’s eggs?”
Or,perhaps a little Brooke Shields… “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life”.
Or perhaps a Naomi Robson stuff up regarding terrible rental destruction… “Some residents claimed that they were up to their knees in rubbish, I went and investigated, one rental had its toilet seat broken in half, and is now in three pieces”.
Perhaps A little Miss Alabama during the question and answer section. “Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”
And finally Dan Quale, US vice president, “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it”.
HEheHEheHEheHE!
- David.
Wow. I feel ashamed for coming up with such a crappy list.
dont I havent much of a life.
No comment.
Ooh, I have another one. Our deputy, when trying to illustrate to us the importance of wearing a hat, told us a story about a girl who got a sun cancer on her leg.
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