Hello
So, I’ve finally decided to post something. Aren’t I special.
OK. Mum’s currently in ultra- organised mode. They go to Europe in three days, and they’re packing and getting us to pack and discussing stuff with the people us kids are staying with. I am so jealous. Why can’t I go to Europe?
This weekends been really busy. Saturday morning I lounged around home and tried to avoid doing my homework. About midday my cousins and their mum arrived to stay the night. That was fun, cause my (girl) cousin is a psycho and my mum and my auntie go crazy when they’re together, which is fun to watch.
Ooh, in other news, my bedroom was overrun by tiny spiders last night. Okay, slight exaggeration. There were maybe thirty and they were really small. But once we’d sprayed them all, my room stank so bad my cousin and I had to sleep in the lounge room.
We watched the start of ‘Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles’ and after a long discussion, it was settled that New York was the second one and LA is the third, and that Paul Hogan used to be on some old TV show which only my mum and auntie have ever heard of.
I got woken up in the morning by my little brother bouncing on the end of my mattress banging around in the video cupboard. Six o’clock in the morning. And he wonders why I yell at him.
I also went to my friends pool party. It was so good, we played piñata (?) and pass the parcel and try to catch the massive water bomb being thrown at your head. Because, seriously, is it really a party without pass the parcel? No, it is not.
Oh, we did pin the nose on Pooh Bear, too, and used a massive cardboard box as the blindfold. We led one of the guys off the deck, which was also fun. My nose wasn’t very accurate, though, it was more like a beard, going by the placement. Very good.
Okay. I can’t really think of anything more to say…
buh bye.
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oh thanks laura!!!! all i get is “one of the guys” to all of you out there i just happen to be that guy and my name is Michael!!!
oh and Laura how could u forget the most memorable part of the party. do u remember it yet or would u like me to help u out a little??
ok so here it is for all of you pondering out there. We decided to do (shall we say not the brighest thing) and ‘crowd surf’ in the pool. So first up was our dear friend Rachel. lets just say she didn’t make such a graceful dismount and just happened to elbow the fabulas laura right in the nose. After the shock had worn off we discovered that she (laura) was bleeding dramaticly out of her nostril cavaties. And of course the most comforting words that i could offer her were, “its ok Laura your nose will grow back” and my personal favourite, “keep your head above the water and try not to bleed in the pool”. So after Laura received substancial medical treatment she was all ok again.
yay good on you Laura, you are a real trouper. Lets all give her a special ‘bravery’ air hi-5!!!
but after that she managed to stay out of trouble and i am pleased to say that there were no more spontaious blood hammerages!!
ok i am officialy done now so i will cya at school and for the sake of the blood bank please try to keep safe because they are running out of blood coz u keep needing all their supplies!
what an essay!!
thans for calling me ‘fablas’ Laura. Muchly appreciated.
and there wasn’t that much blood.
Bye. See you at knitting tomorrow.
oh no please anything but the kniting nooooo!!!!!
and if spotlight just happens to burn down tonight due to uh um some kind of freak of nature accident. THAT MEANS NO MORE KNITTING!!!!!!
also all of the pics that i have accumulated over a period of time, including a few of the pool party are on the link associated with my name
or if u want here it is for u
http://spaces.msn.com/cyberturkeys/Photos/PersonalSpace.aspx?
Hey.
You know you luv knitting, you really do!?!
If “someone” burns down Spotlight, you do realise that we’ll be stuck in some dinghy NON AIR-CONED classroom back at school making towers out of paddlepop sticks, right?
Choose wisely, “someone”.
Luv Laura
Hello,
I hope that your nose is better Laura, I think the pool water over exaggerated the blood amount that dispersed form your nasal region, do you also know that Anisa’s stepfather could have costed you a doctors bill for making you put your head back, you know you should tilt it forward so all the blood runs out, or otherwise it could go up into the sinus area and dry there preventing breathing, smell, some sight etc. I didnt want to say anything at the time, dont know why, maybe it was because you had already recovered by the time I had realised you could have been in jeopardy.
And ‘someone’ you do now realise the burden in which you have bestowed upon us, just as it may… just as all things may burn down in a freak of nature accident, and you should also realise that if it as a matter of fact does burn down in a so called “freak of nature accident” then we (reffering to the viewees of ‘someone’s’ statement) now have a unquestionably guilty suspect…. who may have some identity issues, hmmmmm the investigators could get stuck in a bit of a pickle in figuring that one out.
Well I have bid your happy recovery and a note of warning… Well Fair de’ well my dearies, I shall have the divine pleasure of conversing with you again soon.
David.
Hey,
I know, I was trying to put my head forward, but he kept going “put your head back” so it was just like “ok” even though I could feel the blood running down my throat and it was totally gross but whatever.
Bye
Luv Laura
How horrible, silly silly man.
Who hurt my Lawsie??! I will hurt them worse.
Rachel……I am coming after you.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dad
xx
P.S; Imagine if you had a swollen nose forever. You would be just like your mum!!
ooooh Harsh
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